What is the biggest unwanted surprise you've ever had?

This is easy.

My ex-husband showing up at my front door 2 years ago.

He had come all the way from the States, bless his heart and I had no idea....lucky meeeee?

by jonaja

A cockroach landing on my head in a bar in Samoa. I lost my cool completely and did the 'insect on my person' crazy dance. Just not a fan of those things.

by helenonthesofa

A snake in my wardrobe during a weeding stint on Fraser Island. I mistook it for a rubber one which is sometimes used to scare off birds. My husband caught it in a white plastic bag intending to free it in the bushes, but it poked its head out of the bag as he was carrying it downstairs. Needless to say it experienced a quick free ride down to the ground below, but slithered off into the bushes unharmed.

by grann

I had a couple of crabs in my sleeping bag when camping in a tent once.

by Justine Crowley

A birthday party where everyone was invited. I don't really do parties, and in this one I had to play host! Fancy that!

by chipp