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If you had to wear a hat full of jam or pants made of bacon, which would you choose?

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Kevin Bacon, standing behind a podium so you can't see whether or not somebody has stolen his pants. Photo from Defence Imagery.

If you had to wear either a hat full of jam or pants made of bacon for an entire day, which would you choose and why?

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As a full-time bacon lover, I'd have to go with the pants so long as they were ethically sourced. Not only would they make for great snacking throughout the day, but they could also be altered easily - no sewing machine required!
by Vee

o.k. well I would choose
Hat full of jam.

That's definitely one of the most unique questions. I'd choose bacon trousers because the jam in the hat would not only make my hair all sticky, but fall all over my face and clothes.
The hat full of jam sounds pretty sweet when you put it like that Bryony. Hehe.
by Vee
A hat full of jam because I'm not keen on the smell of bacon unless I'm really hungry.
Bacon pants all day!
As a vegetarian I'd have to go with a hat full of jam. Besides, I think the bacon pants would smell far worse by the end of the day and possibly cause dogs to follow you around.
I'd be more concerned about dogs too. Just think of all the grease spots it would leave behind. Jam might be messy but perhaps bits would slide off during the day.
by helga
I don't mind either.I just have to ensure I don't go near a dog .Phew !
Bacon over jam any day. I like to keep my hair "nice".
Jam. I've VERY short hair!

Bacon, especially being cooked, makes my stomach turn! Hate the smell of it, so sure as hell wouldn't wear it!
Poor Kevin, he looks a little uncomfortable . . . maybe somebody DID steal his pants! It would be bacon pants for me - protein snacks not sweet jam.
by Rice
bacon because everything even pants are better with bacon
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