I'm a walking stitch-athon.
I came into this world with a hernia and needed to wait until I was 9-10 months to have surgery and repair the hole. That consolidated into a nice 3-inch scar.
After wearing braces in my teens, my wisdom teeth began to develop. I had an overcrowded mouth situation and to ensure the wisdom teeth didn't displace my newly straightened teeth, I was off to hospital to have them removed. The crowns had only just started to develop and needed surgical removal as opposed to being in a dentist's chair. The surgeon was able to extract 3 of the 4 leaving my face like a puffer fish (and about the same colour) and with many many stitches.
I shattered my ankle in my twenties which required a couple of screws. Another surgery and another bout of stitches and scar.
A benign fibroid in my back was removed and stitched ... key hole surgery through my belly button also required stitches.
I've also had a few dissolvable stitches along the way.
One would think I was a motor moron !
Annalisa, do you 'go off' at Airport Security Machine?
Bells & whistles' somewhat? Lol!