yes, we 'do' funerals. Our dear l7 yo dog had his ashes scattered into the sea on his favourite beach. Still do a yearly hello visit to him.
Loved the episode of Outnumbered where the parents put out a mousetrap - one dead mouse, with Karen calling her mum a 'mouse murderer' and then giving the mouse a burial in the backyard.
With tears in my eyes, I say, "What a lovely lady you are".