Best joke you have ever heard?

Best joke for primary school kids-
"Why is Six afraid of Seven?"
"Because Seven Eight Nine"

I love the inital look of confusion, followed by the slow smile when they finally "get" it. It's one the kids love to tell over and over.

by You Lucky Dog

It is very funny and witty too. Thanks for sharing. I will tell my children about it too.

Another one I remember from being a kid is 'What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?'

Answer: half a worm.

by Vanessa M

What's black and white and red (read) all over?

Answer: a newspaper.

I still remember this one from when I was a kid and always notice variations (such as 'zebra with a sunburn').

by Vanessa M

A panda walks into a café, orders a sandwich, eats it, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and gets up to walk out.

"What are you doing?" asks the manager, "You just shot my waiter and are going to leave without paying for your sandwich?".

"I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The manager looks in his dictionary and finds the definition: "Panda. Large black-and-white mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

by allara

The kids favorite knock knock joke is....
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Justin"
"Justin who?"
"Just in time for dinner."
Ha ha.

by Lucy

I have one. Oh, a clean joke....sorry.

by Doctor Dave