Oh! butterfly lady, I concur! It interests me not one jot!
I do have a 'half-brick' Nokia Mobile for my security, which is with me at all times, especially when leaving the house.
I've this ITablet, which took one of my bosse's TWO years' to convince me to buy! I have it for News items, & watching missed SBS & ABC TV programmes. If I leave it at home, it doesn't stress me at all! Cheers!