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What funny things have your children said?

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A child's innocent, inquisitive mind tends to take things quite literally, and as such, they can sometimes come out with the most hilarious words and phrases.

What funny things have your own children said?

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When my son was young he used to love Buzz Lightyear and he often repeated Buzz's favourite saying "I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace". Except when junior said it, it came out as "I'm buzzed like you, I come in pissed". lol It made me laugh every time.
Haha, that's a good one!
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When my oldest was younger she said that I grew up with dinosaurs. LOL
Ha! Kids think we are so old don't they!
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My two year old proclaimed theatrically "There will be no tickling on this day!"

She also use to call her forehead her "toe face". I have no idea why.
Toeface! I like it
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My son has come out with some corkers, a recent one, he announced that he'd like to go to Mercury, and that he'd build a special space suit so he doesn't get "lava ' d" then go to Pluto, to see if there's penguins there.

He's also said he'd like to own a Lama, so it can carry his stuff when he goes on holidays!

One of his first words for a fruitbar was "dubbar", he'd ask for "dubbars" all the time

My brother as a young child used to get confused with the words Raccoon and Fir cone, and used to call Helicopters "Cop-doctors"
My youngest once came running in and told me it was all 'Rusty'' outside?
I went out to find it was a heavy mist in the air.
Thats a sweet description!
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I popped my head into my son's room last night to check he'd fallen asleep. He sat up, looked at me and said he really needed a toy ladder. I asked what he needed it for and he said he needed to climb up to the moon. He then lay down and fell back to sleep. I sometimes wonder what he dreams about.
Wow, was he sleep talking?
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When the little says says "uh uh oh" in response to you saying "uh oh."
When my daughter went fruit shopping and saw red apples for the first time, she asked me to come close to her. She looked rather nervous when she whispered in my ears: "Are those poisoned?"
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