Not my nose but when I was little I heard a story on the radio about taking temperature in the ear (it was talking about technology that had only just been invented and wasn't in use yet but I was 4 so I didn't get that). I went to the bathroom and got the old mercury thermometer and put it in my ear. I was walking downstairs to show mum and CRUNCH it broke lol. We had to go to the dr to make sure I didn't have an earful of mercury.
Everyone told me you couldn't take temperatures in ears …. but I WAS RIGHT!!!! ner ner ner ner and all that.